Look I was craving fries and dick and so I texted him and HE IS BRINGING ME THESE THINGS. He is an A student for sure. Very enthusiastic, quick study, will write a grad school recommendation to this effect. (I would have gone to school if fucking were a major, for sure.)
That is the sweetest thing to say, I can't decide whether I want to frame it and display it proudly on a very prominent wall or tuck it under my pillow to bless me.
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Date: 2019-02-08 03:25 am (UTC)I didn't know!!
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Date: 2019-02-08 03:48 am (UTC)Well that's the kind of thing that makes a great surprise anyway.
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Date: 2019-02-08 03:49 am (UTC)He was witty, he flirted, he keeps looking at me. I'm in heaven.
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Date: 2019-02-08 04:01 am (UTC)That sounds super fun.
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Date: 2019-02-08 04:02 am (UTC)we'll see!! are you still with that hot young thing?
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Date: 2019-02-08 04:22 am (UTC)I am! I'm really enjoying being a sex mentor.
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Date: 2019-02-08 04:23 am (UTC)that's so hot and professorial. have you handed out an As yet?
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Date: 2019-02-08 04:50 am (UTC)Look I was craving fries and dick and so I texted him and HE IS BRINGING ME THESE THINGS. He is an A student for sure. Very enthusiastic, quick study, will write a grad school recommendation to this effect. (I would have gone to school if fucking were a major, for sure.)
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Date: 2019-02-08 04:53 am (UTC)Darling, if fucking were a major, you would have been top of every class. In both ways.
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Date: 2019-02-08 05:03 am (UTC)That is the sweetest thing to say, I can't decide whether I want to frame it and display it proudly on a very prominent wall or tuck it under my pillow to bless me.
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Date: 2019-02-08 05:04 am (UTC)You should choose both. Never limit yourself!