I was flirting with him and he was deflecting and deflecting and deflecting
and then suddenly he snapped and said "What about Elspeth, your
girlfriend, how can you betray her like this?"
That is so cute and also I am surprised he would not take the opportunity to make you betray me! Boy does not know a power move when he sees one! Which is adorable, now I kind of want to feed him a cookie.
I totally didn't tell him that we were together but also I appreciate that he thinks about my sex life. Makes me feel less insignificant in the universe!
Look I was craving fries and dick and so I texted him and HE IS BRINGING ME THESE THINGS. He is an A student for sure. Very enthusiastic, quick study, will write a grad school recommendation to this effect. (I would have gone to school if fucking were a major, for sure.)
That is the sweetest thing to say, I can't decide whether I want to frame it and display it proudly on a very prominent wall or tuck it under my pillow to bless me.
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Date: 2019-02-08 02:07 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-02-08 02:09 am (UTC)I need you to bury the hatchet
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Date: 2019-02-08 02:11 am (UTC)I don't think he'd be down for that, I got a pretty-strictly-into-guys vibe from him.
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Date: 2019-02-08 02:13 am (UTC)Guys like me, for example!
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Date: 2019-02-08 02:16 am (UTC)Exactly! I mean I've probably mentioned the nerdy dirty talk to him before. (He still wanted me to pay my fines. Sigh.)
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Date: 2019-02-08 02:18 am (UTC)BY THE WAY, when you tell sweethearts about us, they think we're in a relationship.
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Date: 2019-02-08 02:23 am (UTC)Ahahahaha what? If we were in a relationship I would never leave the damn house, let alone go the library. Rawr.
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Date: 2019-02-08 02:24 am (UTC)I was flirting with him and he was deflecting and deflecting and deflecting and then suddenly he snapped and said "What about Elspeth, your girlfriend, how can you betray her like this?"
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Date: 2019-02-08 02:29 am (UTC)That is so cute and also I am surprised he would not take the opportunity to make you betray me! Boy does not know a power move when he sees one! Which is adorable, now I kind of want to feed him a cookie.
I totally didn't tell him that we were together but also I appreciate that he thinks about my sex life. Makes me feel less insignificant in the universe!
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Date: 2019-02-08 02:30 am (UTC)I want help him walk tenderly through the world, seeing only beautiful things. I'm having a Moment. You're significant in my universe, babe.
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Date: 2019-02-08 02:37 am (UTC)You are a beautiful thing so you have a good jumping off point!
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Date: 2019-02-08 02:38 am (UTC)He's really witty. He talks!!
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Date: 2019-02-08 03:24 am (UTC)He has been witty when harassing me before, yes!
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Date: 2019-02-08 03:25 am (UTC)I didn't know!!
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Date: 2019-02-08 03:48 am (UTC)Well that's the kind of thing that makes a great surprise anyway.
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Date: 2019-02-08 03:49 am (UTC)He was witty, he flirted, he keeps looking at me. I'm in heaven.
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Date: 2019-02-08 04:01 am (UTC)That sounds super fun.
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Date: 2019-02-08 04:02 am (UTC)we'll see!! are you still with that hot young thing?
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Date: 2019-02-08 04:22 am (UTC)I am! I'm really enjoying being a sex mentor.
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Date: 2019-02-08 04:23 am (UTC)that's so hot and professorial. have you handed out an As yet?
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Date: 2019-02-08 04:50 am (UTC)Look I was craving fries and dick and so I texted him and HE IS BRINGING ME THESE THINGS. He is an A student for sure. Very enthusiastic, quick study, will write a grad school recommendation to this effect. (I would have gone to school if fucking were a major, for sure.)
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Date: 2019-02-08 04:53 am (UTC)Darling, if fucking were a major, you would have been top of every class. In both ways.
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Date: 2019-02-08 05:03 am (UTC)That is the sweetest thing to say, I can't decide whether I want to frame it and display it proudly on a very prominent wall or tuck it under my pillow to bless me.
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Date: 2019-02-08 05:04 am (UTC)You should choose both. Never limit yourself!
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Date: 2019-02-08 02:24 am (UTC)rawr right back atcha x