"Obviously," Elspeth replied confidently, gesturing with a half-eaten mozzarella stick. "Banner is anxiety-ridden and breakable and he has so many PhDs he probably barely knows how to masturbate, let alone fuck. Also he turned down the chance to get with a hot Russian assassin and that's just poor life decisions right there."
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Date: 2019-03-12 02:39 am (UTC)"Obviously," Elspeth replied confidently, gesturing with a half-eaten mozzarella stick. "Banner is anxiety-ridden and breakable and he has so many PhDs he probably barely knows how to masturbate, let alone fuck. Also he turned down the chance to get with a hot Russian assassin and that's just poor life decisions right there."