“I’m pretty sure that building is rigged to shoot me the second it registers my DNA,” Sam had to agree. Almost every single Avenger classified Sam as a terrorist. Even Carol! The Avengers were the worst. “You’re not him, and Pietro’s face is nice. And he hasn’t always been my enemy, so it could be worse.” Sam did not mention that he had, you know, had sex with his dead wife’s clone as Scott, so really, what did facial similarities even matter. “You wouldn’t be able to look into my eyes,” Sam offered, like it was an obstacle of a similar size.
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Date: 2019-07-01 09:00 pm (UTC)“I’m pretty sure that building is rigged to shoot me the second it registers my DNA,” Sam had to agree. Almost every single Avenger classified Sam as a terrorist. Even Carol! The Avengers were the worst. “You’re not him, and Pietro’s face is nice. And he hasn’t always been my enemy, so it could be worse.” Sam did not mention that he had, you know, had sex with his dead wife’s clone as Scott, so really, what did facial similarities even matter. “You wouldn’t be able to look into my eyes,” Sam offered, like it was an obstacle of a similar size.