Text to Elspeth

[nola_sirius]

You know the tulane librarian with all the tattoos and the gentle face?

Comments

[nola_eleanor]

That is so cute and also I am surprised he would not take the opportunity to make you betray me! Boy does not know a power move when he sees one! Which is adorable, now I kind of want to feed him a cookie.

I totally didn't tell him that we were together but also I appreciate that he thinks about my sex life. Makes me feel less insignificant in the universe!

[nola_sirius]

I want help him walk tenderly through the world, seeing only beautiful things. I'm having a Moment. You're significant in my universe, babe.

[nola_eleanor]

You are a beautiful thing so you have a good jumping off point!

[nola_sirius]

He's really witty. He talks!!

[nola_eleanor]

He has been witty when harassing me before, yes!

[nola_sirius]

I didn't know!!

[nola_eleanor]

Well that's the kind of thing that makes a great surprise anyway.

[nola_sirius]

He was witty, he flirted, he keeps looking at me. I'm in heaven.

[nola_eleanor]

That sounds super fun.

[nola_sirius]

we'll see!! are you still with that hot young thing?

[nola_eleanor]

I am! I'm really enjoying being a sex mentor.

[nola_sirius]

that's so hot and professorial. have you handed out an As yet?

[nola_eleanor]

Look I was craving fries and dick and so I texted him and HE IS BRINGING ME THESE THINGS. He is an A student for sure. Very enthusiastic, quick study, will write a grad school recommendation to this effect. (I would have gone to school if fucking were a major, for sure.)

[nola_sirius]

Darling, if fucking were a major, you would have been top of every class. In both ways.

[nola_eleanor]

That is the sweetest thing to say, I can't decide whether I want to frame it and display it proudly on a very prominent wall or tuck it under my pillow to bless me.

[nola_sirius]

You should choose both. Never limit yourself!