Look I was craving fries and dick and so I texted him and HE IS BRINGING ME THESE THINGS. He is an A student for sure. Very enthusiastic, quick study, will write a grad school recommendation to this effect. (I would have gone to school if fucking were a major, for sure.)
That is the sweetest thing to say, I can't decide whether I want to frame it and display it proudly on a very prominent wall or tuck it under my pillow to bless me.
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I want help him walk tenderly through the world, seeing only beautiful things. I'm having a Moment. You're significant in my universe, babe.
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You are a beautiful thing so you have a good jumping off point!
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He's really witty. He talks!!
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He has been witty when harassing me before, yes!
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I didn't know!!
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Well that's the kind of thing that makes a great surprise anyway.
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He was witty, he flirted, he keeps looking at me. I'm in heaven.
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That sounds super fun.
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we'll see!! are you still with that hot young thing?
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I am! I'm really enjoying being a sex mentor.
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that's so hot and professorial. have you handed out an As yet?
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Look I was craving fries and dick and so I texted him and HE IS BRINGING ME THESE THINGS. He is an A student for sure. Very enthusiastic, quick study, will write a grad school recommendation to this effect. (I would have gone to school if fucking were a major, for sure.)
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Darling, if fucking were a major, you would have been top of every class. In both ways.
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That is the sweetest thing to say, I can't decide whether I want to frame it and display it proudly on a very prominent wall or tuck it under my pillow to bless me.
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You should choose both. Never limit yourself!