Look I was craving fries and dick and so I texted him and HE IS BRINGING ME THESE THINGS. He is an A student for sure. Very enthusiastic, quick study, will write a grad school recommendation to this effect. (I would have gone to school if fucking were a major, for sure.)
That is the sweetest thing to say, I can't decide whether I want to frame it and display it proudly on a very prominent wall or tuck it under my pillow to bless me.
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I am! I'm really enjoying being a sex mentor.
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that's so hot and professorial. have you handed out an As yet?
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Look I was craving fries and dick and so I texted him and HE IS BRINGING ME THESE THINGS. He is an A student for sure. Very enthusiastic, quick study, will write a grad school recommendation to this effect. (I would have gone to school if fucking were a major, for sure.)
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Darling, if fucking were a major, you would have been top of every class. In both ways.
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That is the sweetest thing to say, I can't decide whether I want to frame it and display it proudly on a very prominent wall or tuck it under my pillow to bless me.
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You should choose both. Never limit yourself!