"No. That Thanos douchebag doesn't get any sexy fun times, with Hulk or anyone else. Not least because the green-on-purple action would make me think of Barney porn, and I don't need any more issues." Elspeth's brain worked in weird and mysterious ways. "Maybe Thanos' not-a-purple-nutsack mom comes and kicks his ass for thinking he's the shit after taking half a philosophy class and then she and Hulk live happily ever after."