Professor! He was Professor. He was Professor, and he was definitely crushing a little on this kid, and he was going to hell.
"Well, now, that's just hurtful."
Hell. Hell. Hell.
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Professor! He was Professor. He was Professor, and he was definitely crushing a little on this kid, and he was going to hell.
"Well, now, that's just hurtful."
Hell. Hell. Hell.