If you do, I'm leaving you both in the woods together and saving myself. I don't know what it is about s'mores in particular that have a really profound effect on her, because it's not like she doesn't binge on Halloween candy until she has a stomachache damn near every year, despite knowing better. But she gets mean, then she passes out as soon as her sugar crashes, and then she wakes up a little while later tired AND mean. It's not a good time, but she conveniently forgets and tries to con people into a fourth s'more anyway. I had to pick her up from a friend's house once and the kid's mom had fear in her eyes. You know how hard it is to scare a mom who's willing to have six six-year-olds sleep over at her house at once?