Yes, I'm available to help you get laid :) me and Scottie can plan her mural (because I'd love to do that!) also don't be crazy, I would never charge my family for a mural. You can split the cost of the paint with me though.

My relationship with my parents isn't especially great, so it would be really nice to chill with you, and obviously I want to hang with Scottie for her birthday! So... keep monopolizing. You're a big part of my life now and I think it's okay for us to just own that.