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[nola_riley]

I need help.

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[nola_riley]

I love you guys together.

[nola_adora]

Thanks! <3 I do too. :P

[nola_riley]

But what do I do?

[nola_adora]

That depends on what you want!

If you want to kiss her then you should kiss her because obviously she wants to kiss you. Girls are so great, this is obviously the most delightful option!

And if you aren't sure if you want to kiss her, you need to tell her. Decide whether you want to think about it until you figure it out or just, you know, kiss her until you figure out if that's what you want. (Which is, you know, the most fun way to figure things out! But also be careful of your feelings and hers!)

And if you definitely don't want to kiss her, either now or anytime in the future, you absolutely need to tell her and then she needs to not kiss you.

[nola_riley]

I have one more question because I think you want me to kiss Harlow!

[nola_adora]

I only want you to kiss Harlow if you WANT to kiss Harlow but also I support girl-kissing in general it is GREAT. What is your question?!

[nola_riley]

How do you know if you DON’T want to kiss someone

[nola_adora]

Well there's two kinds, there's do NOT want, and do not WANT. Like, in high school this guy had a crush on me and my friends told me that he totally looked like he was going to ask me out and I just kept thinking oh no please don't do that! That is do NOT want. And then there's like...pizza. Pizza is great and you might like pizza but you're just not in the mood for it right now so you say no thanks? Or everyone else is like PIZZA! PIZZA! when choosing where to go for dinner and you're just like yeah, whatever, I could eat pizza, but you are not chanting PIZZA! PIZZA! with them. Those are both kinds of do not WANT.

[nola_riley]

I don’t feel either of those.

[nola_adora]

So maybe you like her!?!

[nola_riley]

Maybe?! I’ve always liked her the most of all people?

[nola_adora]

That's a pretty good start! I mean, that plus sexy stuff is basically what having a girlfriend is! At least in my experience.

[nola_riley]

Hmmmmm.

[nola_adora]

I don't want this to seem like I'm pressuring you into liking her, but I need to say that Harlow is really pretty! Like I would think that even if she wasn't your Harlow and I just saw her on the street! 10/10 would check her out and point her out to Alex so she could also appreciate the pretty.

[nola_riley]

She’s the prettiest person in the entire universe!

[nola_adora]

Not to label you or anything but that is a pretty gay thing to think!

[nola_riley]

Is it? It's just what I've always thought. I can't remember not thinking it.

[nola_adora]

I mean maybe straight people sometimes think that too? I wouldn’t know! But literally everyone I know who’s had that feeling is not straight, even if they didn’t know it at the time, so.

[nola_riley]

I don't care about being straight or not but it's true that I've never seen anyone more beautiful or like, dreamy than Harlow from any gender.

[nola_adora]

I'm trying to think of a possible scenario where thinking someone is dreamy doesn't mean you're super into them but I can't. That's how I feel about Alex!

[nola_riley]

I think Alex is so pretty but I don't want to kiss her. I want you to kiss her all the time though!

[nola_adora]

I do kiss her all the time and it is, objectively, The Best.

[nola_riley]

I want to kiss Harlow

[nola_adora]

!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then go kiss her!!!

[nola_riley]

Can people be bad at kissing?